Some people want a traditional church service. Others? They want neon lights, sequins, and a dance floor send-off, and honestly, we respect it.
If you’ve ever heard ‘Pink Pony Club’ by Chappell Roan, you know it’s an anthem of self-expression, freedom, and embracing who you truly are. And if someone wanted their farewell to be inspired by it? Well, we say, let’s make it fabulous.
How to Throw a Pink Pony Club Funeral (Yes, Really)
- No Black Allowed: The dress code? Hot pink, sparkles, and bold outfits. Think Vegas, Studio 54, and a touch of drag queen extravagance.
- Entrance Music That Slaps: Instead of the usual organ music, the casket arrives to ‘Pink Pony Club’, with confetti cannons and disco lights.
- The Venue? A Nightclub, Obviously: Whether it’s an actual club, a rooftop bar, or just a space decked out in neon, this isn’t your typical farewell.
- Speeches with Style: Forget standard eulogies. Instead? Cabaret-style tributes, drag performances, or a musical number in their honor.
- Signature Drinks & Toasts: A Pink Pony Cocktail (or mocktail) for all, because what’s a party without a toast?
- The Final Send-Off: Everyone raises a glass and screams:
I’m gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club!
Is It Crazy? Or Just Perfect?
Wait! Can you realy do this? Yes! Not everyone wants a traditional farewell. Some people want to be remembered with joy, music, and a bit of rebellion, just like the song. And honestly, what better way to celebrate a life well-lived than with a full-on, over-the-top, fabulous party?
At eziFunerals, we help families ditch the cookie-cutter approach and create send-offs that truly reflect the person they’re honoring. Whether that’s a quiet ceremony or a full-blown Pink Pony Club extravaganza, we’re here to help.
Because if your last wish is to go out with sequins, neon lights, and a dance party, why not?
